hello friends this will be my last post from this account. Due to a string of weird coincidences I have been locked out of this account except on my dying iPad. I have a new account and the URL is @callofthewander so go ahead and follow me there for the same dumb shit I post here!!
Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer
People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal
valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over
this is chris evans erasure. if chris had been at the avengers premiere u bet UR ASS that he would’ve yelled out I’D FUCK HEMSWORTH. my man has been thirsting over that man since forever. tom holland might be cute and all but Cevans is that. bitch.
chris evans once literally told some Random interviewer UNprompted he would fuck him during the cap 2 press tour lmfkjgdnfksdfk OP is Right !
I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid that’s been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:
